I feel tired. Exhausted, actually. My back hurts, my legs ache, I'm falling asleep at my desk at work!!! How is it that I go on a vacation to have freedom from my monotonous job, to rest and relax and just enjoy life, but come home feeling like I never even left? I am experiencing serious Couch Potato Envy right now.
I know it's probably healthier to be out and about, blazing new trails and all that jazz... but, that's not my idea of vacation.
My ideal vacation has been learned... I've seen my mom do it, and I've seen her mom do it, in fact we've all done it together.... Sit in a lawn chair with our legs propped on a cooler to get a little color, with a diet coke in one hand, and a good book in the other. Ok, I know that sounds super white trash, but, just try it for a few hours and you'll be hooked.
Do you know what I did when I first got home from "vacation"? Take a shower? No. Get something to eat? No. Change into clean clothes?!? NO! I plopped myself down on the couch in front of the TV and watched the Food Network. Yeah I know, you're thinking "Who does that?" I do, people! I feel like I need a vacation from my vacation!
